About – VelcroGloves.com
What is VelcroGloves.com? VelcroGloves.com is a site put together to help you get a good grip on interesting information. A lot of this information could make you laugh a little, smile a lot, and have a great time doing this. Down the road you could realize how much you learned from us in a conversation with friends, family, peers, acquaintances, etc. When you are in that situation when you are impressing your friends with all the amazing facts you learned from Velcro Gloves, and they ask you, where did you get all this information? We will be thrilled that we were the ones to help! And we don’t even care if you lie and tell them you do a lot of research!
Velcro Gloves Goal: You’re so smart with great information, it’ll leave your friends wondering how you got so interesting all of a sudden!
What are Velcro Gloves? They are gloves with palms and fingers covered with velcro, used to hold on to wool. Rumoured to be found at most shops in rural towns close to sheep. Very useful when you’re a Sheep Shagger. Stops the sheep from running away during intercourse.
Do you need that extra grip? You are in the right place, to get that little extra grip on things.
— Velcro Gloves Staff